County engineers were working off Lick Road near Richardson Forest Preserve in Hamilton County, Ohio on Thursday, September 27th 2018.

Lick Road in Colerain Township, Ohio

The workers spotted what appeared to be a body on the hillside and alerted the Colerain Township Police Department.

Officers requested the Hamilton County Medical Examiner & Coroner upon arrival to the scene.

The body was dumped in a "difficult to access" hillside area according to police. From a distance it was reportedly easy to see a body partially wrapped in a black garbage bag.

Investigators initially had difficulty reaching the body due to its location, but found what could only be described as shocking!

Instead of the dead body of a woman as they suspected from a distance, upon closer examination it was in fact a realistic life-size female sex doll. We're not talking about your granddad's inflatable sex doll, but like the high-end sex dolls we sell!

While the initial thought of expecting it to be a discarded person's body is appalling, investigators must have been relieved to find out things were not as they appeared once able to physically reach the body's location.

We simply cannot fathom why someone would spend upwards of a thousand dollars on a realistic sex doll, then simply "toss it in the trash" some time later. Seriously! These dolls are too damn expensive to simply discard them when you're done.

We've had to discard damaged dolls before and the thought of some unlucky schmuck finding it in the local dump is a legitimate concern. Granted we can put it back in a box, but the chances of someone seeing the box and thinking "hmmm, I wonder what's in there" is always a possibility. While the reactions can be comical, we know they can also be traumatizing to the person who locates it if they do not immediately discern that it's a life-like rubber doll instead of a real woman's body.

That said, don't be "this guy" who (hopefully) unintentionally scared the heck out of the country workers that day. Dispose of your old sex toys properly. Especially those that resemble actual bodies or parts thereof. You wouldn't want to be one of those unlucky fellas who thought they found a dead body!

Comments are welcome, but let's try to keep it vanilla ;)